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I wrote the firmware and admin panel for their router, full of shitty CGI-bin ASP code and vulnerabilities. I faked my ID (back then it was just a laminated sheet of paper), and got a job at 15-pretending-to-be-17 at one of the first ISPs in my country. I spent about 16 hours a day learning about BSD and Linux, C, C++, Fortran, ADA, Haskell, Livescript and even more awful things like Visual Basic, ASP, Windows NT, and Active Directory. So I ran away at 14, sub-rented a closet in a student apartment using my orphan benefits and bought a secondhand IBM computer. I got into foster care with a bunch of strict religious cultists who wouldn't allow electronics in the house. My dad didn't deal with the loss so well, and became a missing person 5 years later when I was 12. I learned everything about that system, from my first GOTO statement to sprite buffers, to soldering my own EPROM cartridges. My mom died when I was 7, after which my dad bought me a Commodore 64 so I had something to lose myself in during the mourning process. X: Doing your job, minus the stupid questions. I: No? You are supposed to ask me a question, to impress me with your knowledge. X: A million dollars a year, three months paid vacation on the beach, stock options, the lot. What do you feel about constant overtime? X: I mean, I am looking for more lateral changes in a fast moving cloud connected social media agile web 2.0 company. I: And why do you want to change your job?

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X: I once spent 10 hours installing Windows 10 on a Mac. X: Well, just the other day, a few pennies from my pocket fell behind the sofa. Now, can you give me an example of a time when you were really challenged? What sort of a person are you? What are your hobbies?

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As for how to move Mount Fuji, you tell it a sad story. You then take the fox across the bridge first, and eat the chicken. You ask the guard what the other guard would say.

Manholes covers are round because that is the shape that won’t fall in. You can fit 7,895,345 balls in a Boeing 747. How would you go about finding how many piano tuners there are in San Francisco? Let’s ask some lateral thinking questions. X: That’s great, because React came out last year. Anyway,looking at your resume, we need at least 7 years of ReactJS. X: Does it? We’re in the 1st world, aren’t we?

You mean you don’t remember all the 97 million PHP functions, and have to actually Google stuff? What if the Internet goes down? I: And how do you call library ABC in PHP? How would you do FooBar in version X of PHP? Why don’t you ask me something I will actually be doing? X: But you are not Google, are you? You are hiring me to work with 5 year old PHP code, and most of the tasks will be hacking HTML/CSS. What if you want to sort a billion records a minute, like Google has to? It’s another thing used only in interviews.

But you don’t sell operating systems, do you? X:: Like to implement memory allocation in operating systems. They have lots of real world applications.

X: The only time linked lists come up is in interview questions. Can you tell me where linked lists are used? I: Let’s start with the technical stuff, shall we? Do you know what a linked list is? And even though I have all the power here, and you are nothing but a cretin, let’s pretend we are going to have fun here.